“Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of [my muse’s name] and I’ll be singing [song that “fits” my muse].”
State Archives of Florida
( meme. )
Send me “Will you marry me?” and I’ll generate a number from 1-30 to see how my muse responds.
10. “I swear to God, if you’re just trying to get free food from the restaurant again…”
“I certainly won’t kneel before you to give you a proper example, Priscilla.”
He stayed as cold as stone, but actually he was quite amused.
“Still no, by the way.”
Drats. Well, at least she tried. But she wasn’t over quite yet.
“Pity… I was hoping to learn from the best, my Lord. Would another time be better, perhaps?”
A summer dress of unknown origin, c, 1901.